A Recipe For Disaster.

• 5 cups of agresion A Recipe for Disaster.
• 2 tsp of obesity
• 2 tbsp of clumsiness
• A sprinkle of humiliation
• Mix 1 cup of arrogance and 1 cup of craziness
• 9 deformed heads of uncertainty
• A leg full of diabetes
• 3 cups of hatred
• A bowl full of rabies
• 40 ml of crooked teeth
• Smash procrastination into little bits.
• Spray ebola

Pour the rabies in a bowl. Chuck crooked teeth in. Mix them well. Sprinkle the diabetes in. Get a pot. Pour the mixture in. Add 3 cups of hatred. Put on the stove. Smash procrastination into little bits. Drop it in the pot.  Add 5 cups of agresion. Mash it with a wooden spoon. Plop in 9 deformed heads of uncertainty. Mix 1 cup of arrogance with 1 cup of craziness. Add 1 cup of eternal loneliness. Pour 2 tsp of obesity. Get humiliation and put it in the pot. Turn off the stove and get a tray grease the tray with ebola. Pour the mixture in. Wait for 30 minutes. Put it in the fridge. Take it out of the fridge. And enjoy.

Lately we have been making recipes of disaster. We could choose from a recipe for disaster or a recipe for living

My goals for Term 2 2018!

                   My Goals.

                     These are my goals for Term 2 2018. 

                 
                           
                          

Wild,Wet,West

Wild, Wet, West.

Lately we have been working on Greymouth because the media have been saying rumors about Greymouth.

Rain clouds cluster, thunder roars in the sky. Underneath the rain clouds huddles a tiny close knit community that has been utterly smashed by the gruesome media spreading atrocious rumors. GREYMOUTH! We have loads to offer, we have a breathtaking environment, new facilities, loads of sports and all of these things are in the Wild, Wet, West.

This is the introduction to my Greymouth writing.

Is the media true? Comment what you think:)

Beeswax Wrap.

Beeswax Wrap.

We made beeswax wraps.

Colons & Semicolons

This is a DLO for my Colon and Semicolon.

We had to learn what a colon and a semicolon is for a new grammar.

So we described what it is and some examples.

Thank you reece for making this with me. :)

Captain Duck

Captain Duck.

Once there was a duck who was driving his car then all of a sudden it ran out of fuel. Luckily he stopped next to goats house he had petrel for his boat. He knocked on the door but no one ansered.

So Duck went inside and took the petrel back to his car. Goat was at his boat with his friends when he said " I'll get the petrel" So he walked off. Duck then spots the boat and walks up and jumps aboard. 

duck starts the boat and duck and goats friends zoom off. They tell him to stop it but he doesn't know how to they travel out to sea and then the boat stops out of fuel. Then they all fall asleep. Goat looks through his telescope and spots them they are coming back in with the tide. Bump, the boat hits land.

Then Duck runs off to his car.

This was for my Reading challenge read in a quiet place.

Stephan Pastis.

Stephan Pastis.

Stephan Pastis started off by writing a famous book Pearls Before Swine.

Then he broke out of comic strips and wrote a amazing book...

Timmy failure!!!!! 

This is for my reading challenge.